I was all set to write my first of four Christmas column this week, and then it happened. When it happened, I was instantly transported back to the first time I saw the movie “Airplane!”
It was released in 1980, and I was visiting a friend in Seattle. My friend said, “Hey, let’s go see this new airplane movie they have out.” I asked what it was called and he said, “Airplane!” So, I went. I never laughed so hard in my life. Some of the jokes went over my head at first. It wasn’t until I was 10 years older that I understood many of the more adult jokes in the movie. But anyone in their early teens understands:
“The hospital? What is it?”
“It’s a big building with patients, but that isn’t important right now.”
I guess I never really understood how intertwined he was in American popular culture until he passed away earlier this week. I started to think about my life without him and his work, and the thought soon became unbearable. No Frank Drebin? No Dr. Rumack? No Enrico Pallazzo jokes? It just didn’t seem possible to grow up in the 1980s without him. Thank God I didn’t have to.
He did not start out as a comedy genius, you know. He was a very serious actor in his early years. He started out in the 1950s doing television murder mysteries. He eventually graduated to “Alfred Hitchcock Presents” before moving into motion pictures. His first movie was a serious drama called “Ransom” (1956). Glenn Ford and Donna Reed were in it, too. By the time he made “Ransom!,” he was already a big television star. People knew his face, and he could make some pretty intense faces on screen.
He parlayed that look of his into several serious movies and more television appearances. Audiences were not laughing when he walked onto the screen; they were waiting to see which character would die first. He had the chiseled good looks, the straight-shooting delivery and the cool demeanor of a classic 1950s leading man. He was everything Hollywood wanted, and he became famous.
But, in 1980, he got a call that offered him the chance to make people laugh. He didn’t realize he would have to throw away his entire image from the 1950s in order to make people laugh, but he didn’t seem to care. His appeal in comedy was his 1950s image. It was the same with his “Airplane!” co-stars Robert Stack and Peter Graves. But Graves had destroyed his image with the cheesy documentary “The Mysterious Monsters” (1976), so he was jumping at the chance to be funny on purpose. Stack was just perfect because his delivery was so old school that he sounded funny every time he spoke.
As good as Graves and Stack were in “Airplane!,” they didn’t have his timing. They didn’t have his ability to be deadpan serious one minute, and then be a complete goofball the next. He was the clueless doctor that had the air of an educated man, but the mannerisms of an idiot. It was perfect, and he realized that comedy was his niche.
But Dr. Rumack in “Airplane!” was only the beginning. He would go on to create the immortal Frank Drebin in the “Police Squad” television shows and movies. Frank Drebin was to comedy what Dirty Harry was to blasting punks with a .44 magnum. It got to the point that you would laugh just watching Frank Drebin walking down a hallway. That is the work of a master comedian.
He is gone now, but he has left us a long legacy of wonderful movies to enjoy. People will be watching and enjoying his work for many generations to come. I’m sorry. What was that you said? You have no idea who I am talking about? Surely, you can’t be serious.
Rest in peace, Leslie Nielsen. Thank you for the work you did and the smiles you gave us. I don’t think anyone could have said it any better than you did.
George N Root III is a Lockport resident. His column appears every Wednesday. He can be reached at georgeroot@verizon.net.
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was all set to write my first of four Christmas column this week, and then it happened. When it happened, I was instantly transported back to the first time I saw the movie “Airplane!”
It was released in 1980, and I was visiting a friend in Seattle. My friend said, “Hey, let’s go see this new airplane movie they have out.” I asked what it was called and he said, “Airplane!” So, I went. I never laughed so hard in my life. Some of the jokes went over my head at first. It wasn’t until I was 10 years older that I understood many of the more adult jokes in the movie. -
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